i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..
It does make you sick. Literally.
wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!
It’s hard to resist a bad boy who’s a good man.
— (via kkittycat)
We are all books because we have spines and stories to tell.
— My coworker (because we work in a library)
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000